Sunday, January 25, 2009

Make that the second most trusted name in lab banking...

I proudly announced in my previous post that I had apparently surpassed a particular threshold of trustworthiness at my new job and had been named official lab banker.

It must have been all of the sweet science bling that coincidentally appeared on my bench that raised suspicions, because my title was soon after adjusted to official lab co-banker. Moreover, I have been relegated to the much less glamorous aspect of financial management: bookeeeping. The other co-banker is in charge of actually managing our collective assets.


...now how am I ever going to pay for this gold-plated pipette?

19 comments:

Russ Parker said...

I would have guessed Steve.

Mark said...

Did they offer you severance?

Russ Parker said...

That would have been a nice gesture.

yajeev said...

Perhaps Michael Moore would like to produce an expose regarding my demotion.

milakak said...

So how large was the golden parachute?

Russ Parker said...

Starring K Kristofferson.

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