Sunday, May 24, 2009

Return of Russ

Land of Yajeev readers, I have been waiting a long time to be able say this: our voice has been heard. After abruptly euthanizing his blog, readers of this blog overwhelmingly (by a margin of 4-to-1) cried for Russ Parker's return to the internets. Return he has, and in marvelous form. He has broken his months-long silence with a handful of entries sure to delight!

He inspires me, and he's sure to please you. Please join me in welcoming back to the webisphere the inimitable Russ Parker.

Return of Russ

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Turns out Obama was a decoy...

... and LeBron is the messiah we've been waiting for.

He may just dull the memories Mike so painfully etched into the collective psyche of Cavaliers fans two decades ago.

LeBron = Dragonslayer.

Monday, May 11, 2009

The Other White Meat Flu

The dreaded H1N1 virus has finally reached my fine town of Hartford, Connecticut. As a public service, I encourage fellow Connecticutians to avoid all superfluous human contact. If you find it absolutely necessary to interact with others, please take precaution.

Here are a few helpful tips:

  • Hold your breath.
  • Avoid excessive fistbumping and high fiving.
  • Keep kosher.
  • No wallowing.
  • Do not share straws with strangers.
  • Refrain from trough feeding.
  • Keep your windows closed and air conditioners oriented toward the outdoors.
  • Maintain a safe distance from all who oink maniacally, as I suspect this may be an early and too often undiagnosed indicator of swine flu infection.
  • Keep it tuned to the Land of Yajeev, your voice of reason in uncertain times of public health crisis.

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