Wrong Number

Me: Hello?
Caller: Sara?
Me: Excuse me?
Caller: Is this Sara?
Me: Do I sound like Sara?
Caller: No, not really.
Me: This isn’t Sara.
Caller: May I speak with Sara?
Me: Sara isn’t here. I think you have the wrong number.
Caller: Is this 555-1234?
Me: Yes.
Caller: I’m looking for Sara.
Me: You can call me Sara if you’re looking for someone to talk to.
Caller: You won’t do.
Me: Why not?
Caller: Sara is a model, and she’s very pretty.
Me: You assume I’m not very pretty?
Caller: Not as pretty as Sara.
Me: You may be right. But I can model.
Caller: I don’t think so.
Me: All right, then. Good luck finding Sara.
Caller: Thanks for chatting.
Me: Anytime. You have my number.