... for the wi-fi poacher in your life.
Give the gift of early detection. This wearable sixth sense will enable your loved one to instantly detect and quantify wireless internet signals.
As the official website advertises:
Look how happy this guy is. He has a strong signal and knows it. At any moment, he can whip out his computer and begin surfing, emailing, and chatting without fear of disconnection.
The glowing bars on the front of the shirt dynamically change as the surrounding wi-fi signal strength fluctuates. Finally you can get the attention you deserve as others bow to you as their reverential wi-fi god, while geeky chicks swoon at your presence.