My readers will no doubt be aware by now of my accident proneness. It seems to me that my coordinational ineptitude has increased with age.
Occasionally, I honestly speculate that I suffer from the early stages of some degenerative and ultimately debilitating neuromuscular condition that results now in my amplified clumsiness and will ultimately culminate in my inability to function on a day-to-day basis.
My friends laugh at me when I suggest such a notion.
Ha! We’ll see who has the last laugh when I’m 35 and confined to a wheel chair.