Attention fellow Connecticuters, Nutmeggers, and Connecticutensians:
The masses have have spoken, and an overwhelming plurality (40%) have denominated the citizens of Connecticut as Connecticutians, and it seems only fair for us, Nutmeg State residents and lovers of democracy, to follow the will of the people, disregarding the underwhelming majority, whose votes have been split among the gentilic designations Connecticuter (30%), Nutmegger (20%), and Connecticutensian (10%).
I will be the first to officially adopt this demonym; I hope you will follow me as I follow the people.
Thank you for exercising your American right, duty, and privilege by participating in this historic survey. Your voice has been heard!