On nights like tonight , I wonder just how much my PhD can really be worth...
Tonight, on her way home, my wife asked if we could go out to eat. I was the bad guy, citing a heavy workload, but I offered to prepare a frozen pizza if she would walk me through the steps...
Set the oven to 400 degrees.
Remove the pizza from the plastic.
Put the pizza on the shelf 6-8 inches above the oven floor.
Set the timer for 20 minutes.
I know what you're thinking. She neglected to mention one of the most important steps: Remove the pizza from the cardboard tray. As in, DON'T COOK THE CARDBOARD.
She didn't tell me. Tonight we had four cheese corrugation. Delish.
(for my wife's account, click here)