... and LeBron is the messiah we've been waiting for.
He may just dull the memories Mike so painfully etched into the collective psyche of Cavaliers fans two decades ago.
LeBron = Dragonslayer.
Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts
Showing posts with label barack obama. Show all posts
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Concession
My fellow Americans...
It is with great pride in a well-fought but poorly executed campaign and tremendous sadness that I concede this Presidential election to Barack Obama. It has become abundantly clear that I will be unable to pick up the additional 270 electoral votes necessary to secure the election in my favor. Unfortunately, I have been unable to get through to Senator Obama via cell phone (he must have turned his ringer off) to concede voice-to-voice. I am sure that he is checking the blog every few minutes.
Perhaps it was my failure to go negative or the fact that I neglected to name a Vice Presidential candidate or enumerate a platform of scope greater than Department of Motor Vehicle reform. I will not put the American people through the national debacle that would be a recount (although I like my chances) nor will I follow-up on the innumerable (non-)instances of voter fraud which have resulted in tonight's result. I trust my fate to the judgment of the citizens of this great nation (and offer my services to President-Elect Obama as a potential Secretary of Yeast Biochemistry and Molecular Genetics).
Thank you to all who have tirelessly supported my candidacy and those who, with great principle, wrote Yajeev on their ballots today.
This concession speech is supported by Yajeev for President 2012. I am Yajeev and I support this message.
It is with great pride in a well-fought but poorly executed campaign and tremendous sadness that I concede this Presidential election to Barack Obama. It has become abundantly clear that I will be unable to pick up the additional 270 electoral votes necessary to secure the election in my favor. Unfortunately, I have been unable to get through to Senator Obama via cell phone (he must have turned his ringer off) to concede voice-to-voice. I am sure that he is checking the blog every few minutes.
Perhaps it was my failure to go negative or the fact that I neglected to name a Vice Presidential candidate or enumerate a platform of scope greater than Department of Motor Vehicle reform. I will not put the American people through the national debacle that would be a recount (although I like my chances) nor will I follow-up on the innumerable (non-)instances of voter fraud which have resulted in tonight's result. I trust my fate to the judgment of the citizens of this great nation (and offer my services to President-Elect Obama as a potential Secretary of Yeast Biochemistry and Molecular Genetics).
Thank you to all who have tirelessly supported my candidacy and those who, with great principle, wrote Yajeev on their ballots today.
This concession speech is supported by Yajeev for President 2012. I am Yajeev and I support this message.
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