Today is the day that I predicted my coworker would have her baby. If I am correct, I'll get exclusive nicknaming rights.
Once I receive official notification of my victory, I'm considering the possibility of yielding my baby-dubbing privileges to a corporate sponsor as a way to bring in a few extra dollars during a season of semi-unanticipated excessive spending (new windows, new computer).
If any rich business tycoons or Fortune500-type folks are reading this, please send your best offer. The moniker selection will be awarded to the highest bidder. For the right price, you can purchase a lifetime advertisement in Baby Nike, Baby Google, or Baby Exxon Mobil.
3 comments:
Do you take barter offers? Like 50 pizza deliveries or 72 trash to the curb service...just wondering.
Any other perks besides the nickname? We all know that will change as soon as the kid develops embarrassing habits anyway. Perhaps a forehead tattoo? Babe-e-tatts.com?
anonymous...
all offers will be considered, but you'd have to reveal your identity (or the organization you represent at the very least) to collect the prize if you win.
avery...
only the nickname has been (reluctantly) approved by baby's mother. although, if the price is right, anything's possible.
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