Tuesday, July 17, 2007

(Apparent) size matters


A close friend, who shall remain nameless, was examining our dog. This friend asked, “Why do you think his hair is thinner underneath his front legs?”

“I don’t know,” I replied. “Why do you think his hair is thinner between his rear legs.”

The friend replied, assuredly, “To make his thing look bigger. You know… to girls.”

3 comments:

Russ Parker said...

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Andy said...

As a swinging bachelor, it's Watson's duty to keep the fun zone trimmed for the ladies. I have the same policy.

Mark said...

What is the "fun zone?"