Tuesday, July 17, 2007

(Apparent) size matters

A close friend, who shall remain nameless, was examining our dog. This friend asked, “Why do you think his hair is thinner underneath his front legs?”

“I don’t know,” I replied. “Why do you think his hair is thinner between his rear legs.”

The friend replied, assuredly, “To make his thing look bigger. You know… to girls.”


Russ Parker said...


Andy said...

As a swinging bachelor, it's Watson's duty to keep the fun zone trimmed for the ladies. I have the same policy.

Mark said...

What is the "fun zone?"