Saturday, July 14, 2007

Spinach Terror Alert Level: Orange

Terror has reached Pennsylvania as victims in the Keystone State have fallen prey to E. coli laden spinach in the crisis which has captivated the nation.

We are on high alert. Spinach has been pulled from grocery store shelves. Restaurants are no longer serving spinach. Last night at church during communion, I found myself thanking Jesus for his foresight in not using spinach as a symbol for his body broken for us. We're practically on lockdown. If you're planning a visit to our state, you may want to consider waiting until this has passed.

Originally Posted: Tuesday, September 17, 2006
(Then) Curent Mood: anxious

1 comment:

Anonymous said...


Posted by Russ on Monday, September 25, 2006 at 1:06 AM